Pet Names

• “Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.” ~Unknown

• “There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.” ~Unknown

• “I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.” ~Jules Verne

• “Intelligence in the cat is underrated.” ~Louis Wain

• “No one can have experienced to the fullest the true sense of achievement and satisfaction who have never pursued and successfully caught his tail.” ~Rosalind Welcher

• “It is remarkable, in cats, that the outer life they reveal to their master is one of perpetual confident boredom. All they betray of the hidden life is by means of symbol; if it were not for the recurring evidence of murder - the disemboweled rabbits, the headless flickers, the torn squirrels - we should forever imagine our cats to be simple pets whose highest ambition is to sleep in the best soft chair, whose worst crime is to sharpen their claws on carpeting.” ~Robley Wilson, Jr.

Leapy
Libby
Lilo
Lizzie
Long
Loopie

• “A human may go for a stroll with a cat; he has to walk a dog. The cat leads the way, running ahead, tail high, making sure you understand the arrangement. If you should happen to get ahead, the cat will never allow you to think it is following you. It will stop and clean some hard-to-reach spot, or investigate a suspicious movement in the grass; you will find yourself waiting a fidgeting like the lackey you are. But this is not annoying to cat lovers, who understand and appreciate a good joke, even when it is on them.” ~Robert Stearns

• “To escort a cat on a leash is against the nature of the cat.” ~Adlai Stevenson

• “It is in the nature of cats to do a certain amount of unescorted roaming.” ~Adlai Stevenson

• “We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again - and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.” ~Mark Twain

• “Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.” ~Unknown

• “Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow.” ~Jeff Valdez

Kahlua
Kermie
Kermit
Korah

• “Watch a cat when it enters a room for the first time. It searches and smells about, it is not quiet for a moment, it trusts nothing until it has examined and made acquaintance with everything.” ~Jean Jacques Rousseau

• “Now, as you all know, there is nothing a cat dislikes so much as water; just watch your kitty shake her paws daintily when she steps into a puddle, and see how disgusted she is if a drop of water falls on her nose and back.” ~Agnes A. Sandham

• “A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin.” ~Fred Schwab

• “There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.” ~Albert Schweitzer

• “A kitten is a rosebud in the garden of the animal kingdom.” ~Robert Southey

Fabian
Fantasma
FEZ
Finley
Fish
Fishy Swa
Fishy Wishy
Flotsam
Flounder
Flow
Franky
Fred
Fredrick
Frosty

Eiji
Elvis
Eureka
Eyed

Daisy
Danny Boy
David
DaVinci
Deb
Diablo
Domenick
Dory
Doug
Duo-Sama

Calvin
Calypso
Carrot Top
Chandler
Chanel
Charlie
Cheech
Cheese
Chee-to
Chichiri
Chip
Chiriko
Chong
Cinnabar
Clang
Clark
Clash
Cling
Confutious
Cool and the Gang (for a group of goldfish)
Corsica
Cory
Curly
Cutie Pie

• “Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.” ~Dave Platt

• “If cats could talk, they wouldn’t.” ~ Nan Porter

• “The cat lives alone, has no need of society, obeys only when she pleases, pretends to sleep that she may see the more clearly, and scratches everything on which she can lay her paw.” ~Francois Rene

• “A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatsoever, and generally stopping before it gets there.” ~Agnes Repplier

• “People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.” ~Faith Resnick