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1. Is extremely stubborn.
2. Has a larger than average neck.
3. Gravitates toward creature comforts…blankets, pillows and soft bedding, for example.
4. Is quite docile.
5. Moves rather slowly in comparison to other Pets of the same breed or species.
6. Rarely display a great deal of emotion.
7. Does not have an abundance of energy.
8. Is very patient.
9. Possesses an overal determined air…most noticeable in manner of movement.
10.Loves to be caressed and fondled, but in a physical rather than emotional fashion.
11.Is loyal, even though facial expressions and/or gestures may not indicate such.
12.Is steadfast, true and constantly by owner’s side.
13.Appears to subconsciously grativitate toward things which are pretty.
14.Has a temper, though not in a violent way.
15.Has a broader (or more square) than average face.
16.Occasionally makes it difficult for owner to assume what kind of mood is being experienced.
17.Loves music…though probably not rap or hard rock.
18.Prone to sleep a large amount of the time.
19.Is relatively sociable.
20.Loves to eat.
21.Prefers to stay at home, but welcomes the opportunity to go out for short periods.

1.  Possesses an enormous amount of energy
2.  Prefers to be alone rather than associate with other Pets.
3.  Very insistent on what is wanted and outwardly expresses same.
4.  Often hits or cuts head and/or gets burrs or thistles in head area.
5.  Often projects head forward and/or makes unnecessary motions with head.
6.  Does not always obey and/or is difficult to discipline.
7.  Bleeds easily.
8.  Has reddish hue to skin tone or fur which is not necessarily characteristic of species or breed.
9.  Enjoys fighting with other Pets and is known to intigate confrontations.
10. Has bitten owner more than once.
11. Is always very enthusiastic or excitable.
12. Loves to break away from the “home front” and often runs non-stop.
13. Is very alert.
14. Has a bad temper.
15. Does not sleep much.
16. Has an overall personality which is quite aggressive.
17. Tends to be very impatient.
18. Is extremely impulsive…frequently moving or jumping up abruptly.
19. Is loud and boisterous.
20. Enjoys running…or galloping, hopping, slithering, etc…forcefully and non-stop .

Pisces: The Ship’s Cat (February 19 - March 19)

1. The Pisces Cat is double trouble, quite difficult to follow and impossible to understand.
2. At one and the same time, this feline will be both stable and inconsistent…fun-loving and moody…friendly but unncommunicative. Often two-faced, the Pisces Cat will be adept at two-timing the most intelligent human.
3. This cat is the “dupli-cat”…the feline who sees double and does everything twice in the event something may have been overlooked the first time.
4. Sensitive and blessed with the ability to see inside the souls of others, however, the Pisces Cat can also be kind, gentle, understanding, aware and able to adjust to almost any given situation.
5. Physically, this feline is usually insignificant in appearance, so small that he or she will hardly be there at all and, when it is possible to see through the thin, soft fur, there will be a pallid and uninteresting complexion.
6. Yet, this cat’s extraordinary grace of movement and unparalleled delicacy of gesture helps to counteract such a boring visual image. Every attitude adopted…and there will be plenty of them…is worthy of being immortalized in clay.
7. The Pisces Cat is frail and susceptible to vague, niggling ailments if not carefully looked after.

The Pisces Cat would actually prefer a life at sea. Forced to live in an ordinary house, this feline will become aquatic, demanding that the faucets be turned on in the tub so that he or she can play in the water. This cat rushes to help with every flush heard from the bathroom and is fascinated by a draining sink. He or she will also display a distinct penchant for rainy days and puddles above dry days, and will always want to share this passion with an owner by jumping into his or her lap while totally soaked. The Pisces Cat would likely be the first to admit that he or she is not the “be all and end all” of the feline species, but is quite content to assume the position of a small cog in the larger family group…filling in odd corners for people rather than trying to take over as so many other cats are inclined to do.

Aquarius: The Hip Cat (January 20 - February 18)

1. Whether sitting in the rain or pouring cold water on an owner’s ideas, the Aquarius Cat will be an unconventional sort of soul, easily bored and constantly seeking change.
2. Watery at times and elusive at others, this feline is an exceedingly kind and honest cat…when he or she happens to be in the vicinity. Indeed, the Aquarius Cat is like no other in the Zodiac.
3. Very independent and, at heart, a loner, this feline is infamous for being more than a little eccentric…often preferring chocolate to fish, choosing to sleep in the dog’s basket, or even displaying great enjoyment in taking a bath.
4. If permitted, the Aquarius Cat will spend hours exploring nature. Deep down inside, this cat is a tomboy…regardless of gender…and adores anything that requires running around.
5. The Aquarius Cat also loves to climb. Physically, the male Aquarius Cat usually has a noble profile, tending to be tall for a cat and pale ginger in color.
6. However, regardless of gender, this cat is prone to poor circulation and cold extremeties, which could prove to be a problem for everyone in the Winter when he or she attempts to snuggle up under the comforter at night.
7. This circulatory condition can also lead to varicose veins which, if not caught in time, could develop into a major ailment. Plenty of exercise is needed by the Aquarius Cat, being the best natural answer to this feline’s health troubles.

In general, the Aquarius Cat is reliable, good-natured and intelligent enough to recognize the advantages of sharing life with humans. He or she will be around much of the time…watching but unseen. The tendency to be aloof is a quality often associated with the Sign of Aquarius, but there will be occasions when this feline becomes worried that the owner may not continue to provide if he or she does not appear more dependent upon human generosity and any owner should make the most of it when the Aquarius Cat comes down to play and amuse…these will be rare occurrances and practically the only quality time an owner will ever have with this feline.

Capricorn: The Cat Burglar (December 21 – January 19)

1. The Capricorn Cat is a serious and shy creature, rarely taking time out for fun. In addition, this feline is probably one

of the most selfish Zodiac. A prudent soul from the start, the Capricorn Cat will work calmly and deliberately toward the

achievement of his or her life’s ambition.
2. This feline will plod through life in a punctillious way, head turned to the skies, falling over his or her own paws.
3. This cat is constantly working out ways to improve his or her lot, and devising schemes to eliminate the owner’s

shortcomings.
4. The Capricorn Cat harbors a great desire to climb ever-higher up the ladder of social success but will never be the “life

and soul of the party” type.
5. Physically, the Capricorn Cat is difficult to recognize by appearance alone. Ugly knees are really the only obvious

characteristic attributable to this feline.
6. The fur is usually sleek and lank and the expression slightly despondent. Indeed, this feline is very much an ordinary

sort of cat, unlikely to draw any laudible gasps of admiration as he or she waddles across the floor. Possessed of a strong

maternal/paternal instinct, the Capricorn Cat will view all the world’s inhabitants as his or her “children.” This feline

often enjoys doing things that are out of the ordinary, such as sleeping in the bathtub on hot days or drinking water

directly from the faucet. The Capricorn Cat is frequently frightened by things that do not normally bother other

cats…shadows on the wall, the dark or high places, for example.
7. In fact, it is likely that this feline feels most secure when sleeping under the bed or tucked behind shoes in a closet.
8. The Capricorn Cat prefers city life to country living. This feline is ideally suited for the position of Chief Mouser at

the Town Hall, where hours could be whiled away playing with red tape.
9. In the beginning, the Capricorn kitten appears to be fitting-in quickly. He or she will be house-trained almost overnight

and may only once make the mistake of jumping onto the kitchen table.
10. Later, however, it will become apparent that this feline has trained the family to live his or her own way…doing what

he or she wants to do, when he or she wants to do it.

Many stray cats seem to be governed by the Sign of Capricorn and such kittens are often abandoned when they are very

young…luckily, they appear to adapt quite well to a life in the wild. Personal interaction is important to the Capricorn

Cat. This feline’s instinctive understanding of human frailty means that he or she will be more than generous in overlooking

an owner’s shortcomings…perceiving them as trials that this feline is obliged to bear in order to help him or her along the

road to success. Constantly hopeful of improving the personal standard of living, however, there is always a strong chance

that this cat will move out of his or her present home in order to assume residence in a more affluent household.

Sagittarius: The Stable Cat (November 22 - December 20)

1. The Sagittarius Cat will be a cat of long voyages, dreams and visions, possessing the speed and power of a horse coupled

with the limited brain and wisdom of a cat.
2. Something of a split personality, this feline is driven by two forces which can combine to produce amazing behavior.

Subject to serendipity, this cat is often in the wrong place at the right time.
3. The feline stuck up a tree is likely a Sagittarius Cat. A totally positive, energetic, cheeful and optimistic soul, this

cat will be a joy to have around…particularly if the owner also keeps horses.
4. This feline needs freedom and a flexible lifestyle with plenty of challenge. It is important that an owner never try to

confine or restrict the Sagittarius Cat for this feline will know exactly how to retaliate with disastrous results.
5. The Sagittarius Cat believes that he or she resembles a horse. The sharply-pointed ears and snub nose belie this illusion,

although the hair or whiskers may well be long like the mane of a horse.
6. Broad shoulders lend this feline a thick-set appearance from the front, while from the rear, he or she looks more like the

stalk-end of a pear.
7. The Sagittarius Cat is unable to sit still for longer than a minute or two and walks with the stride of a drill sergeant.

Most of the time this feline is almost disgustingly healthy, but is prone to hip dysplasia…a painful complaint that should

be dealt with as soon as it is suspected.
8. This cat is driven by such a primitive urge for self-protection beyond the immediate environment that it is not unusual to

hardly ever see him or her.
9. The garden next door will always prove to be more exciting and the Sagittarius Cat will launch from one frantic activity

into the next glorious adventure…so much so that often the only sign of this feline may well be a glimpse of fur

disappearing into the distance.
10. This cat will never be a very noticeable addition to the family…acting more as a passing guest who drops in ccasionally

and then drops out again almost before he or she has had time for a meal.

The Sagittarius Cat can be a truly sincere cat, capable of bestowing a considerable amount of affection…when he or she is

actually present to do so. However, this feline be a mixture of fact and fantasy, unable to tell the difference between the

two. He or she may be a cat today and a horse tomorrow…or even a dog the day after that. It will be the responsbility of

the owner to sort out this confusion since the Sagittarius Cat will be even more befuddled than his or her human. It can help

if there are other animals in the household, as this provides practical stimulation for the Sagittarius Cat, who is fond of

feline companionship and delighted to allow another cat (or even more than one) to share home and family. Still, the true

love of this feline’s life will always be horses.

Scorpio: The Cat’s Pajamas (October 23 - November 21)

1. The Scorpio Cat is a powerful cat with more than a mere sting in his or her tail. This resourceful and intelligent feline will delight in organizing things and people, finding the normal business of the domestic cat to be boring and mundane.
2. Determination is the guiding force of the Scorpio Cat…and it is indeed a force to be reckoned with. Felines in general are never easy to fathom and this particular feline is akin to a never-ending pit, being secretive, self-controlled and devious.
3. Deep inside (if the owner is ever able to delve that far), the Scorpio Cat is truly a rather mixed-up cat, desperately seeking love and security.
4. A Scorpio Cat may usually be recognized by a muscular body and beautiful eyes…the ideal specimen being one with jet-black fur and eyes of deep emerald green. However, the most notable feature will be the mask of imperturbability.
5. Later in life, this feline stands out from the rest by his or her waddling walk…the result of over-eating…and often has bow legs.
6. Normally healthy, when this cat does become poorly, then he or she will be extremely ill. Under such circumstances, the Scorpio Cat expects (and usually receives) all the tender, loving care due to such a sick member of the family.
7. At the first sign of ill health (often a dry nose and labored breathing), even if it is suspected that this feline is malingering yet again, it is vital to book him or her into intensive care at the vet’s office.
8. If this is not done, then the Scorpio Cat considers the owner to be a failure who did not respond as expected. It will take a very long time for the Scorpio Cat to forgive this and the damaged relationship may never be repaired.

The Scorpio Cat will always remain a puzzle to the family…never where an owner thinks he or she might be…never doing what he or she should be doing. This is all a game to the Scorpio Cat…fooling the owner and leaving his or her human guessing. However, any owner of this feline will be in dire trouble if he or she guesses wrong. When this cat is cold, then he or she fully expects that the heating should be turned on. But, the Scorpio Cat will not hover by a radiator and shiver…he or she is far more likely to sit by the refrigerator, washing his or her paws. If the owner offers food and not heat then, in the eyes of the Scorpio Cat, that owner has failed. This all comes about because the Scorpio Cat finds it well-night impossible to express true feelings. Conversely, he or she will be deeply intuitive of others where feelings are concerned, possessing the gift of empathy and the ability to read emotions. This feline senses when an owner desires companionship and when he or she would rather be left alone. The Scorpio Cat is always strangely drawn to those unfortunate humans who are not fond of cats. If such an individual is invited into the home and tries to banish the Scorpio Cat, it will fail to work.

Libra: The Copy-Cat (September 22 - October 22)

1. From the very start, the cute little Libra kitten will be so unsure of what is expected, that he or she will model a lifestyle on that of the owner, copying mannerisms and patterns of behavior, which can be somewhat disarming.
2. Such studious dedication will be daunting in one so young, as this tiny feline devotes hours to careful observations and practice.
3. Most owners soon become accustomed to watching tiny, four-legged images of themselves walk around, but a few never come to terms with the idea. The Libra Cat is a fair creature and will expect to be treated as well by his or her owner as that owner treats himself or herself.
4. Completely indecisive, this feline will never know whether he or she wants to come in…or go out. In short, the Libra Cat is fidgety, often moving from an owner’s lap, to the radiator and then to the sofa in an effort to find the most comfortable spot.
5. It has been said that this feline a love dimple under the chin, a lovely mouth and a right merry countenance.
6. In comfortable surroundings, the Libra Cat will project an atmosphere of well-being which is pleasant to be around.
7. Lazy Libra has also been said of this cat, which is not totally unfounded since some of them are far too indolent…lying about all day thinking about things and then sleeping it off.
8. Such listless behavior can lead to weight problems which may be very difficult to rectify. A cat who is so fat that no legs are visible is not much fun and will not be particularly happy or healthy.
9. To make matters worse, this cat has a healthy appetite and not adverse to eating just about anything which is put into his or her bowl. However, if the owner is caring and sensible, drastic weight gain can be avoided and the Libra Cat can remain as hale and sylphlike as any of his or her feline cousins.
10. Destiny dictates that the pretty Libra Cat will invariably blend-in with his or her surroundings. Therefore, an owner should not be surprised if his or her tabby Libra Cat appears to match the carpet.

With a Libra Cat in an owner’s lap (this feline’s most stategic vantage point), there will be little or nothing an owner can get away with and privacy will be a thing of the past. This cat wants to be close to his or her owner all day, every day…watching, learning, thinking and copying. It is only in this fashion that the Libra Cat can achieve personal fulfillment…by literally basing himself or herself on somebody else. If the Libra Cat is denied this…if the owner is an active, doing type of person, for example…then this feline will be a sad and sorrowful cat…a cat without purpose who constantly wonders what it is all about. Nevertheless, in exchange for the tedious habit of constantly plaguing his or her owner for affection, the Libra Cat will be a truly loving and devoted feline.

Virgo: The Kitchen Cat (August 22 - September 21)

1. The Virgo Cat is the near-perfect domestic cat. Governed by the most malleable of all Zodiac Signs, this will be the creature closest to the ideal feline pet.
2. Thorough and conscientious in everything this cat sets his or her mind to, the Virgo Cat is a joy to have around…except when he or she is being critical.
3. However, laziness annoys this feline more than anything and any owner who is not up with the birds, preparing breakfast for the Virgo Cat, will be left in no doubt as to what this feline thinks of such slovenly behavior.
4. Physically, the Virgo Cat possesses an intelligent yet critical expression which can create a dismal appearance.
5. From behind and in profile, this will be a handsome cat and to those who can ignore the disdainful sniffs and raised eyebrows, this feline can be attractive. With a wiry body and strong, muscular build, this cat is athletic and agile.
6. Most of the time, the Virgo Cat will worry his or her owner to death from continually trying to do too much. Indeed, this is not a totally unfounded fear since, every now and again, the Virgo Cat will suddenly collapse upon the carpet, apparently breathing his or her last.
7. Fortunately, this turn of events does not last long and the Virgo Cat is soon back in action. This feline is also a victim to allergies in many instances and the tender skin of the Virgo Cat often reacts adversely to flea powder.
8. To have a feline ruled by Virgo as a family member is something like having a little guilty conscience who will continually remind his or her owners of where they are going wrong.
9. The Virgo Cat is fussy…particularly when it concerns food…and when the supper bowl is placed upon the floor, this feline’s expression seems to ask: “Is it pure?” Nothing which comes out of a tin will be satisfactory…nor will leftovers. Only freshly-cooked fish or chicken will be tolerated, and then only when it is delivered with thoroughly-scrubbed hands.
10. It is essential that the Virgo Cat be served his or her meal in the same place and at the same time every day. He or she will also react in a negative fashion to any sudden change in diet, and harsh smells (such as air fresheners or cleaning chemicals, for example) will often bother and offend the Virgo Cat.

This feline is fanatical about keeping clean and may spend more time preening than any other cat in the Zodiac. There are times when the Virgo Cat tends to drive his or her owner to the point of distraction, but banishment to the garden might ease the situation somewhat. Outside, with nature at paw’s reach, this feline will forget all his or her problems and hang-ups. Birdwatching or other type of nature study will quickly relax the Virgo Cat, while giving the owner some breathing space at the same time. However, it would truly be foolish to expect this feline to catch any mice. The Virgo Cat is hopeless when it comes to hunting and would much rather play than kill. Most relationships involving the Virgo Cat are basically shallow. He or she will be too concerned with planning upcoming moves to develop deep feelings, unless the companion in question happens to be a dog…the Virgo Cat adores canines and has even been known to prefer dog food to fish.

Leo: The Top Cat (July 22 - August 21)

1. The Leo Cat is a pretentious cat…one who is domineering and ostentatious, pumped-up with such an overwhelming opinion of superiority as to believe himself or herself ruler of all that is surveyed.
2. Known to be a gregarious, extrovert and lucky character (nine lives are only the beginning for the Leo Cat), this feline is convinced that he or she possesses high intelligence and feels every ounce of suffering because it is necessary to live among fools.
3. Occasionally the Leo Cat will relax,chase his or her tail,bite his or her toes.but most of the time, this cat will remain composed, as befits a true monarch of the realm.
4. Physically, the Leo Cat will have such a commanding presence and stately bearing that it will be hard to believe that this feline does not spend a great deal of time with a book on his or her head…but these characteristics will be inborn, along with a symmetrical body, well-proportioned limbs and the grace of a ballerina.
5. The Leo Cat often fares well in the show ring, frequently blessed with long hair and exceptionally beautiful features…particularly the Persian varieties. This cat is usually a healthy and well-adjusted creature.
6. However, perfection is rare…even in the Leo Cat…and the flaw associated with this feline will be a weak back.
7. Excessive climbing about on rooftops will prove to be a constant risk and it would be better for any owner to allow this cat exit through an open door rather than leaving him or her to manoeuvre through a cat-flap.

To a Leo Cat, home is his or her castle…the place where minions are entertained and advisors are consulted. Home is where this feline performs to large audiences and even hosts state banquets…all at the expense of his or her owner and, usually, inconvenience. A houseful of other people’s cats can be somewhat distressing (to say nothing of the smell). There is little an owner can do to discourage this habit…short of wiring shut the windows, fitting bolts to all the doors and serving only the plainest of food. A born entertainer, the Leo Cat will charm company, wrapping around a favored person’s leg before leaping into his or her arms without warning.